Sparkling Water Gone Bad (1st):
Water Seller: I Need Some Customers!
Customer: (Walks In Playing Guitar)
Water Seller: How May I Help Ya?!?
Customer: Hey
Water Seller: Hi! What Do You Want To Drink?
Customer: Got Any Water?
Water Seller: Yea, What Do You Want, What Kind Of Water Do You Want?!?
Customer: Sparkling
Water Seller: Ok! I’ll Try To Make Some! Sit Over There, You Are #42!
Customer: Ok, Why Are You Yelling?!?!
Water Seller: Cuz I Feel Like It! Shhh! (Pours Hot Sauce In Water) (Laughs Harshly)
Customer: Hey! What’s Going On Over There?
Water Seller: Nothing! #42? Dinner’s Ready!
Customer: That’s Me!
Water Seller: Her Is It, Here It Is!
Customer: Hey, This Looks Kind Of Red, Are You Sure This Is Sparkling? (Takes Drink)
Water Seller: No, It’s Hot Sauce!
Customer: (Spits In Sink) You Give Me Hot Sauce?!?!?!?!
Water Seller: Yea!!!
Customer: I Wanted Sparkling, Not Hot Sauce!!!!
Water Seller: Well I Did! What’s The Guitar For?!?
Customer: Its For My Gig At The Seiner Citizens Hotel!
Water Seller: (Laughs) Then What’s The Knee Pads For?!?
Customer: It’s For Stage Sliding, Duh!
Water Seller: Then Let Me See Your Stage Sliding!
Customer: Are You Sure?!
Water Seller: Yea!
Customer: Ok, Here I Go! (Falls Down)
Water Seller: Ah, You Stink! Here’s Your Guitar! (Sits Down)(Laughs) Should Of Went With The, Should Of Went With The Regular Water!(Laughs)
Customer: Gets Up And Smacks Water Seller With Guitar
THE END
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The 2010 Surfing Competition Gone Bad (2nd)
Director Of Competition: Welcome, To The 2010 Land Surfing Competition! There Are 2 Contestants In This Round. And The First Contestant Is…Me!
Crowd: Boo!
Director Of Competition: And The Next Contestant Is…The Camra Man!
Director Of The Competition: (Thumbs Down)
Camera Man: Hey!
Director Of Competition: Well, Here I Go. (Stands On Board) I’m Doing This! I’m Doing This! (Falls)
Crowd: Boo! You Stink!
Director Of Competition: How Long Was That?
Camera Man: About 5.3 Seconds You Fool!
Director Of Competition: Yea, I Got 5.3 Seconds And You Got 0 Seconds!
Camera Man: Hey I Didn’t Even Go Yet! It’s My Turn
Director Of Competition: Ha Ha
Camera Man: Give Me Now! You! Now.
Director Of Competition: Ok Your Turn.
Camera Man: I Know I’m Gonna Be The Best.
Director Of Competition: You Can’t Do This.
Camera Man: Oh Yes I Can. (Falls And Hits Head On Board)
Director Of Competition: Ha Ha, Ha Ha.
Camera Man: How Long Was That?
Director Of Competition: 7.7 Seconds. Ha, I Gotta Better Score Than You!
Camera Man: (Waves Hands) No, No! You, I’m Just Leaving. (Leaves The Room)
Director Of Competition: K, Bye! Now, Our Next Contestant, We Don’t Know Who He Is, But We Pulled Him Out Of The Audience! He’s Coming In. There He Is. Ok, Go To The Thing.
Special Contestant: (Puts Down Guitar)(Magicly Guitar Turns On)Eh.
Director Of Competition: Go Ahead.
Special Contestant: (Slides And Jumps On Board)
Camera Man: Oh, A Little Head Start…Oh Look At This Oh, That Was Amazing. About 10.4 Seconds.
Crowd: Hurray!
Director Of Competition: Smacks Special Contestant With Guitar.
THE END
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Prank Call Gone Bad (3rd)
Prank Caller: Ok, I’m Prank Calling Someone And I Already Dialed The # So Here I Go. Hi, Target?
Receiver: Yes, What Do You Need?
Prank Caller: I’ll Put You Speaker, Ok?
Receiver: Ok.
Prank Caller: So, Um, Yea, I Left My 15 Year Old Son At Target. Um, I Last Saw Him At The Bathroom Then I Left Without Him. We Live 15 Minutes Away From Here, Can You Please Get Him Back?
Receiver: Ok, So, You Last Saw Him At The Bathroom?
Prank Caller: Yes, And He’s Probably In The Electronic Department. Please Get Him Back.
Receiver: Ok, Well..
Prank Caller: I’m About 30 Minutes Away Right Now, So I’m Turning Back Now. I’m Making A U-Turn On The Highway, Ok?
Receiver: Ok, Our Employs Are Searching The Electronic Room
Prank Caller: Thank You. Then Check The Bathroom Too. Ok, Thank You, Can You Put Me On Hold To See If You Find Him?
Receiver: Yes.
Prank Caller: Ok, Thank You So Much.
Receiver: Your Very Welcome.
Prank Caller: Huh, What? Aww, They Didn’t Find It. Oh. Uh, Can You Please Call The Cops To Help?
Receiver: Um, Sure.
Prank Caller: Ok, Call 911, And My Phone Number Is 235
Receiver: Ok
Prank Caller: 942
Receiver: Ok
Prank Caller: 76
Receiver: Ok
Prank Caller: 55
Receiver Ok.
Prank Caller: Thank You So Much.
Receiver: Oh, Your Very Welcome Again!
Prank Caller: Ok, Thank You So Much. Oh My Gosh. Ok, My Adress Is 523, Chockapee Lane. Ok, Thank You So Much. (Laughs)Uhh. What? I’m Getting A Call? They Found Me? Hello? Ok, I’ll Put You On Speaker. Oh My Gosh. They Found Me. (Starts Crying)…Well Too bad Cop! (Comes Foward And Shuts Off The Camera)
THE END
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Football Party Gone Bad (4th)
Person We Don’t Know: Football Party! (Throws Football At Other Person We Don’t Know)
Other Person We Don’t Know: (Falls Down)
Person We Don’t Know: Oh, Michael Jackson, Yo. (Starts Clapping)
The Guy Who Likes Tackling: (Tackles Guy Person We Don’t Know)
Person We Don’t Know: (Screams)
The Guy Who Like Tackling: Yea, I’m The King Of The World
Other Person We Don’t Know: (Starts Hitting The Guy Who Likes Tackling And The Person We Don’t Know With Stuffed Animals)
Person We Don’t Know: (Screams)
The Guy Who Likes Tackling: (Screams)
Other Person We Don’t Know: Oh My Gosh, His Eyes Are Closed 
Person We Don’t Know: I Think It’s Over
Other Person We Don’t Know: Well You Could Of Told Me That!
Person We Don’t Know, Other Person We Don’t Know And Th Guy Who Likes Tackling: (Shuts Off The Camera)
THE END
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Hockey Game Gone Bad (5th)
Hockey Player: I’m Gonna Beat You!
Other Hockey Player: Ah, I’ll Rip Your Head Off!
Hockey Player: (Slams Hockey Stick On The Ground)You Know What? I Hate You!
Crowd: Woo!
Hockey Player And Other Hockey Player: (Fights)
Person From Crowd: (Gets Up From Seat) (Screams)
Camera Man: Cops! Cops!
Cop: (Scream) (Swings Golf Club)
Other Person From Crowd: (Gets A Guitar And Smacks Him)
Camera Man: This Is Insane!
Cop: Your Under Arrest. Go To Chuckie Cheese!!
THE END
Baseball Game Gone Bad (6th)
Batter: Oh Yeah, Jackie Robinson Here!
Pitcher: (Gets In Wind Up And Throws A Horrible Pitch)
Umpire: STRIKE!!!!!
Batter: WHAT!!?!?!???!!!??!??You Call That A Strike?!?!?
Umpire: Yea, I Did!
Umpire And Batter: (Fights)
Camera Man: Cops! Cops!!
Umpire: (Gets Batter In A Headlock)
Camera Man: Security!!
Cop: I Like Seashells!
Camera Man: Oh My Gosh! (Screams)
Cop: Go To Chuckie Cheeses!
Everyone: (Screams)
Cop: (Looks Like He Doesn’t See Anything)
Camera Man: Drunkies! Drunkies! (Screams and Gets Tackled By The Pitcher, Umpire And The Batter)
THE END
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Halloween Special Gone Bad Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh (7th)
Girl: Wooo! This Is Our Halloween Special…!
Boy: Special!
Girl And Boy: Wooooo
Girl: We Have Come To Scare You!
Boy: Scare The Shoes Out Of You!
Girl And Boy: Wooo!
Boy: (Talks To Himself)But Before We Do That…
Girl: “*****” Has A Special Talent…Woooo
Boy: (Shoves Girl Outta Way)
Girl: Wooooooo!
Boy: (Screams, Flips Eyes And Sticks Out Tongue)WaLaWaLaWaLa
Girl: (Shines Flashlight In Her Eye)Woooo!
Monster: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Girl And Boy: (Screams)
A Couple Seconds Later…
Boy: OWWWWW He Bit Me!!!
Girl And Boy: (Screams)
Girl: Help! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything Stops For A Moment
Girl And Boy: AHHHHHH!
THE END
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